The Sample


When a tetchy patient misinterprets a medic's request, things get messy, and accusations fly. A comedy about how different cultures and the misuse of words can cause confusion.

Comment available from Simon Cox.


Female Characters
Male Characters
Intimacy / Contact
Character Descriptions
Could be any two male/female mix of characters, but one needs a good Scottish accent!


No. of Locations
Location Description
A living room with a high-backed chair preferably, but any comfy chir would do.
Props Required
Chair, Medical sample test tube, medic bag or first aid kit (may not need to be in shot)

Budget Estimate

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How much?!
1. Cheap as Chips  
2. Help Required
3. Deep Pockets


Here are the comments from our panel of screenwriter professionals about this script.

Full of razor sharp wit, with great dialogue. With the right actors in place, this will be a cracking little showpiece film for all involved.

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